Jesse Bean Movies

Although she loves Christmas, Santa’s elf Christine (Summer Glau) wonders if there could be more to life than making toys in the North Pole....

Linda Kasabian falls prey to the hypnotic charms of Charles Manson and his self-proclaimed "family" during the drug-fueled summer of 1969.

The sexy Bad Movie Police force hunts down a notorious distributor of cheapo movies and then try to locate his accomplice, Yolonda Squatpump, the...

Dan Swift (Jesse Bean) has a perfect life: a successful career, the cozy suburban home and the lovely pregnant wife. When Dan loses a promotion to...

A divorce lawyer is kidnapped by several disgruntled past clients and forced to fight a series of people in the back room of a tile store in St....

Disenchanted with her job and cheating husband, an ad copywriter places a personal ad for a lover that is quickly answered. What begins as a torrid...

Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst "cine-terrorists" in movie history...